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> ???

> Profit.

aitorierana:

So it’s been discovered that Spinosaurus was an aquatic predator, like a max size crocodile-duck… and I just had to draw one, in this case, preying on a pterosaur. The coloring of the Spinosaur aegyptiacus is based upon that of a nile crocodile with some variations (the head crest in red for display between their kind, the dorsal crest maybe as a guise when the beast blends among some plants, waiting for prey, its body underwater.) The colours of the pterosaur are similar to those of an emperor penguin.
Hope you like it!

aitorierana:

So it’s been discovered that Spinosaurus was an aquatic predator, like a max size crocodile-duck… and I just had to draw one, in this case, preying on a pterosaur. The coloring of the Spinosaur aegyptiacus is based upon that of a nile crocodile with some variations (the head crest in red for display between their kind, the dorsal crest maybe as a guise when the beast blends among some plants, waiting for prey, its body underwater.) The colours of the pterosaur are similar to those of an emperor penguin.

Hope you like it!

yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

Alex Hirsch wins the Internet (and I imagined his reply in Grunkle Stan’s voice).

yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

Alex Hirsch wins the Internet (and I imagined his reply in Grunkle Stan’s voice).

gaelickitsune:

HeyO! This was a bit of something I’ve wanted to do for awhile. Had it in my mind to do an Irish/Celtic/Gaelic/Welsh/Scottishwhathaveyou guide for awhile. Finally got around to it, at the very tail end of summer. So here goes.
Aos Sí: Irish term meaning “people of the mound”, they’re comparatively your faeries and elves of Irish mythology. Some believe they are the living survivors of the Tuatha Dé Danann. They’re fiercely territorial of their little mound homes and can either be really, really pretty or really, really ugly. They’re often referred to not by name, but as “Fair Folk” or “Good Neighbors”. Never, ever piss them off.
Cat Sidhe: Cat Sidhe are faerie cats, often black with white spots on their chests. They haunted Scotland, but a few Irish tales tell of witches who could turn into these cats a total of nine times (nine lives?). The Cat Sidhe were large as dogs and were believed to be able to steal souls by passing over a dead body before burial. Irusan was a cat sidhe the size of an ox, and once took a satirical poet for a wild ride before Saint Ciaran killed it with a hot poker.
Badb: Part of the trio of war goddesses called Morrígna with sisters Macha and Morrígan, Badb, meaning “crow”, was responsible for cleaning bodies up after battle. Her appearance meant imminent bloodshed, death of an important person, and/or mass confusion in soldiers that she would use to turn victories in her favor. She and her sisters fought the Battles of Mag Tuired, driving away the Fir Bolg army and the Formorians. In short: total badass.
Merrow: The Irish mermaid. They were said to be very benevolent, charming, modest and affectionate, capable of attachment and companionship with humans. It is believed that they wore caps or capes that would allow them to live underwater, and taking a cap/cape of a merrow would render them unable to return to the sea. Merrow, unlike regular mermaids, were also capable of “shedding” their skin to become more beautiful beings. They also like to sing.
Púca: Also called a phooka, these are the chaotic neutral creatures of the Irish mythos world. They were known to rot fruit and also offer great advice. They are primarily shapeshifters, taking a variety of forms both scary as heck and really really pretty. The forms they took are always said to be dark in color. Púcas are partial to equine forms and have known to entice riders onto its back for a wild but friendly romp, unlike the Kelpie, which just eats its riders after drowning them.
Faoladh: My all-time favorite Irish creature. Faoladh are Irish werewolves. Unlike their english neighbors, Faoladh weren’t seen as cursed and could change into wolves at will. Faoladh of Ossory (Kilkenny) were known to operate in male/female pairs and would spend several years in wolf form before returning to human life together, replaced in work by a younger couple. They are the guardians and protectors of children, wounded men, and lost people. They weren’t above killing sheep or cattle while in wolf form for a meal, and the evidence remained quite plainly on them in human form. Later on, the story of an Irish King being cursed by God made the Faoladh a little less reputable.
Dullahan: Dullahan are headless riders, often carrying their decapitated cranium beneath one arm. They are said to have wild eyes and a grin that goes from ear to ear, and they use the spine of a human skeleton as a whip (What the WHAT). Their carriages were made of dismembered body parts and general darkness. Where they stop riding is where a person is doomed to die, and when they say the human’s name, that person dies instantly.
Gancanagh: An Irish male faerie known as the “Love-Talker”. He’s a dirty little devil related to the Leprechaun that likes seducing human women. Apparently the sex was great, but ultimately the woman would fall into some sort of ruin, whether it be financial or scandal or generally having their lives turn out awful. He was always carrying a dudeen—Irish pipe—and was a pretty chill guy personality-wise. You just don’t ever want to meet him—it’s really bad luck. 

gaelickitsune:

HeyO! This was a bit of something I’ve wanted to do for awhile. Had it in my mind to do an Irish/Celtic/Gaelic/Welsh/Scottishwhathaveyou guide for awhile. Finally got around to it, at the very tail end of summer. So here goes.

Aos Sí: Irish term meaning “people of the mound”, they’re comparatively your faeries and elves of Irish mythology. Some believe they are the living survivors of the Tuatha Dé Danann. They’re fiercely territorial of their little mound homes and can either be really, really pretty or really, really ugly. They’re often referred to not by name, but as “Fair Folk” or “Good Neighbors”. Never, ever piss them off.

Cat Sidhe: Cat Sidhe are faerie cats, often black with white spots on their chests. They haunted Scotland, but a few Irish tales tell of witches who could turn into these cats a total of nine times (nine lives?). The Cat Sidhe were large as dogs and were believed to be able to steal souls by passing over a dead body before burial. Irusan was a cat sidhe the size of an ox, and once took a satirical poet for a wild ride before Saint Ciaran killed it with a hot poker.

Badb: Part of the trio of war goddesses called Morrígna with sisters Macha and Morrígan, Badb, meaning “crow”, was responsible for cleaning bodies up after battle. Her appearance meant imminent bloodshed, death of an important person, and/or mass confusion in soldiers that she would use to turn victories in her favor. She and her sisters fought the Battles of Mag Tuired, driving away the Fir Bolg army and the Formorians. In short: total badass.

Merrow: The Irish mermaid. They were said to be very benevolent, charming, modest and affectionate, capable of attachment and companionship with humans. It is believed that they wore caps or capes that would allow them to live underwater, and taking a cap/cape of a merrow would render them unable to return to the sea. Merrow, unlike regular mermaids, were also capable of “shedding” their skin to become more beautiful beings. They also like to sing.

Púca: Also called a phooka, these are the chaotic neutral creatures of the Irish mythos world. They were known to rot fruit and also offer great advice. They are primarily shapeshifters, taking a variety of forms both scary as heck and really really pretty. The forms they took are always said to be dark in color. Púcas are partial to equine forms and have known to entice riders onto its back for a wild but friendly romp, unlike the Kelpie, which just eats its riders after drowning them.

Faoladh: My all-time favorite Irish creature. Faoladh are Irish werewolves. Unlike their english neighbors, Faoladh weren’t seen as cursed and could change into wolves at will. Faoladh of Ossory (Kilkenny) were known to operate in male/female pairs and would spend several years in wolf form before returning to human life together, replaced in work by a younger couple. They are the guardians and protectors of children, wounded men, and lost people. They weren’t above killing sheep or cattle while in wolf form for a meal, and the evidence remained quite plainly on them in human form. Later on, the story of an Irish King being cursed by God made the Faoladh a little less reputable.

Dullahan: Dullahan are headless riders, often carrying their decapitated cranium beneath one arm. They are said to have wild eyes and a grin that goes from ear to ear, and they use the spine of a human skeleton as a whip (What the WHAT). Their carriages were made of dismembered body parts and general darkness. Where they stop riding is where a person is doomed to die, and when they say the human’s name, that person dies instantly.

Gancanagh: An Irish male faerie known as the “Love-Talker”. He’s a dirty little devil related to the Leprechaun that likes seducing human women. Apparently the sex was great, but ultimately the woman would fall into some sort of ruin, whether it be financial or scandal or generally having their lives turn out awful. He was always carrying a dudeen—Irish pipe—and was a pretty chill guy personality-wise. You just don’t ever want to meet him—it’s really bad luck. 

pedants-r-us:

Foodfight animation: before and after the tape theft.

Oh, what could have been.

Also Cheasel was absolutely f**king terrifying in the original trailer

I’m sure the movie would still be crappy, because it isn’t just the animation, it’s the script as well what makes this one flick as bad as it is…

But man, Dex looks like something more akin to pre-Two men and a half Charlie Sheen - you know, when he was more or less cool -, Lady X looks alive instead of being a fetish sex doll, and everything seems made by proper animators instead of being aborted by a subdivision of Video Brinquedo.

And… then we got the big pile of shit. Stolen hard drives? More like “woops, we deleted the original film, let’s recreate it with the leftovers of the budget… 20 bucks tops”.

Sep 8

oddlookingbird:

ILLUSTRATION for COMICS VS. GAMES EXHIBIT, 2012

"Comix Zone", a piece inspired by the Sega Genesis game by the same name, was created for the Comics vs. Games Exhibit.

Soooooo wondeful… Brings back memories. :_)

Sep 7
aphtonites:

snake try and remember the basics of cqc

Hands down, the best part is when he *SPOILER*kills Anna and Elsa.

aphtonites:

snake try and remember the basics of cqc

Hands down, the best part is when he *SPOILER*kills Anna and Elsa.

Sep 6

aber-flyingtiger:

carnalincarnate:

sunisjealousofthewayyoushine:

cultofkimber:

static-sea:

I had a good laugh tonight.

This makes my heart hurt.

The stupidity of humanity sometimes astounds me

Sweet merciful fuck.
medic278

Sometimes I wonder if the human race is worth saving

It’s all a big damn and well orchestrated joke, right? RIGHT?!

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(Fuente: best-of-memes)

Sep 5

liquidxlead:

This is the natural reaction of women to Jotaro. There is nothing weird about this.

Yup, but Joseph is still best JoJo.

(Fuente: twitter.com)

Sep 4

Voices of Gaming giving us one of the craziest Skullgirls story mode playthroughs ever with the VAs of the game. What could possibly go wrong?

Also, Filia’s 12 tries against Marie.